Honey, don't be sad, send this womanizer, and I'll make a lesbian out of you

My friend is not yet a masseur, but he is already sticking three fingers up his clients' anuses

You got married for a reason — now food and fucking with a boob is guaranteed

The photographer was surprised I wasn't wearing panties — well, how do you pay for pictures?

That's why all the girls take so long to wash in the bathtub

Husband, watch and remember how to fuck me to make me cum